REVIEW: Silk Soymilk Pumpkin Spice
With the holiday season comes a plethora of holiday flavors. One of the most popular is pumpkin spice, which is not only a Starbucks Latte variety, available only this time of year, and a limited...
View ArticleREVIEW: Eggo Seasons Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Waffles
With fall in full swing and Halloween just around the corner, everyone has got pumpkins on their foods and on their minds. I’ve recently consumed pumpkin pies, pumpkin breads, pumpkin spice lattes,...
View ArticleREVIEW: Chobani Limited Batch Pumpkin Spice Greek Yogurt and Yoplait Limited...
Sometime between the introduction of Trix-flavored Go-Gurt and the advent of yogurt with poop-inducing bacteria, I lost all capacity to keep up with what is particularly trendy when it comes to...
View ArticleREVIEW: Kellogg’s Limited Edition Frosted Mini Wheats Pumpkin Spice Cereal
This autumn, tens of thousands of students will head back to school with great expectations for their upcoming social and academic year. By the end of their first week, though, they’ll have those...
View ArticleREVIEW: Keebler Limited Batch Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripe Cookies
Click here to buy Keebler Fudge Stripes Pumpkin Spice Cookies from Amazon Let it be known that if you come over to my apartment at 7:30 with a voracious appetite, an empty plate, and a demand to be...
View ArticleREVIEW: Hostess Limited Edition Donettes Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts
“I just don’t know what’s wrong with me, Doc.” She stared at me through horn-rimmed glasses. I’d seen the look before on psychologists, and knew I’d better continue. “I just have no enthusiasm...
View ArticleREVIEW: Peeps Pumpkin Spice
For someone who is patently terrified of being pecked to death by chickens, I consume a large number of poultry-themed products. Chicken-in-a-Biskit. Donald Duck orange juice. Lemonade Peeps. Have I...
View ArticleREVIEW: Hostess Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cup Cakes
There are no pumpkin spice jokes left to be made, are there? Yes, it’s everywhere. Yes, people have found some preposterous things to infuse with it. But who cares? It’s popular because it’s a...
View ArticleREVIEW: Silk Pumpkin Spice Almond Nog
I like almond milk. It gives me a break from soy milk, which gives me a break from regular cow milk, which gives me a break from soda, which gives me a break from water, which gives me a break from...
View ArticleREVIEW: Burger King Pumpkin Spice Oreo Shake
Pumpkin Spice Oreo Cookies never had much appeal to me. Of the 487 (unofficial count) flavors Oreo has on the market, I wanted to try that one the least. Then I heard Burger King was offering a...
View ArticleREVIEW: Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cheerios Cereal
Pumpkin spice presents an existential crisis for the creative writer. There is only so much that can said about it. What there is to say has been said before, said again, and then said in a different...
View ArticleREVIEW: Tastykake Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts
I imagine these Tastykake Pumpkin Spice Mini Donuts would be great to dunk into a pumpkin spice-flavored coffee, hot cocoa, melted ice cream, egg nog, yogurt, or whatever random pumpkin spice product...
View ArticleREVIEW: Hostess Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Twinkies
Is that photo on the Hostess Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Twinkies box supposed to be appetizing? My goodness, it’s like watching meat come out of a meat grinder. Or a pig being born. Or Vienna...
View ArticleREVIEW: Pumpkin Pie Kit Kat
Now I know why the eyes on the black cat on the packaging of these Pumpkin Pie Kit Kat are so wide open. At first, I imagined it was high from snorting off of that pumpkin pie a line of crushed eye of...
View ArticleQUICK REVIEW: Limited Edition Werther’s Original Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels
When I first pop one of these Werther’s Original Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels in my mouth, I get a flavor that makes me think, “Whoa. This totally tastes like fall.” It may be over 90 degrees, but the...
View ArticleREVIEW: CVS Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cough Drops
A cough drop review? Don’t act like cough drop flavors don’t matter. You know you’ve felt the crushing disappointment of walking into the drug store in peak cold season with a scratchy throat to find...
View ArticleQUICK REVIEW: Limited Edition Nature Valley Pumpkin Spice Crunchy Granola Bars
I have found that the term “pumpkin spice” generally means one of three things: (1) real pumpkin and spices, (2) artificial pumpkin flavor and spices, and (3) just spices. In my experience, the items...
View ArticleREVIEW: Snyder’s of Hanover Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Pretzel Pieces
Pumpkin Season is in full force and new this year is Snyder’s of Hanover’s Pumpkin Spice Pretzel Pieces, which got me excited since pretzels seemed to be an interesting and novel way to show of the...
View ArticleREVIEW: Pop Secret Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Popcorn
Pumpkin makes me pop. It isn’t just pumpkin though. I’m a bonafide cinna-slut, and all things swirling with the spice makes me feel real nice. Building off of the success of chasing junk food trends...
View ArticleREVIEW: Kellogg’s Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes Cereal
I am a grump during the summer, so I generally welcome any hint that fall is around the corner. I was excited to try the Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes, especially since it was 90...
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